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Monday, March 13, 2006
Amazing Inventions!!
I received a cataloge through the door today full of the best inventions known to man.. or CRAP as its better know as.. here are a few of my fav's!
Have you ever cut your hair at home.. a mistake in its self, but what about all the hair that drops on the floor? Hover it up I hear you say!? No need any more!!! Its the 'HAIR BIB'

Thats not all... what if you want to dry your hair and your just too lazy to wave the dryer back and forwards for 10 minutes?? Yes thats right... get this amazing hair drying machine to do it for you!!

Ok one more hair related wonder of science...the 'FACE SHIELD' Not just for the every day welder, or even the riot police.. oh no!! If your dont want that killer hair spray in your face this is a must!!

Ok, now heres a good one... if your stupid and cant figure out how to stop your jumpers getting wet when your doing the washing up this one will solve all your problems.. You no longer have to do the washing in the nude or even roll your sleeves up, oh no, here is the 'ARM PROTECTORS'

From the same creator.. I'm guessing?? For the person who has so much energy that they have to run around the house while applying their make up!? the mobile-wrap-aroung-the-neck-makeup-mirror...

Last but not least to prove inventors have a dark side too... how would you stop a cat from entering your garden?? I bet this has troubled a lot of people over the years?? But now why not just kill them when they atempt to jump over your fence? Look at the horror that is.. 'THE CAT KILLER'...!!!

posted by interghost # 9:36 pm
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